I pilot a modified vintage 7089 model Volkswagen Time and Space Machine, May 4 1991 is not my real birthday, in reality i have not been born yet.
I will be born on the re-colonized planet of Venus after earth entered its 10th Ice Age.
The Sun will be reignited again 2 times since 2045, we import hydrogen from the Sun Bank in Galaxy 445613,35,9085734. Pluto is a real planet again and it houses the Imperial Senate of the Milky Way Galaxy.
FYI: We still eat the red ones last.